Quotes

eleanor: i m very bored. what shall we do! (throws hands up in mock desperation)

rachel: lets do some QUOTES!

eleanor: kk!

1. do not mess w/the affairs of the dragon, 4 u r crunchy, & good w/ ketchup.

rachel: thats not a quote!

eleanor: lets keep it, its funny.

rachel: no!

1. do not mess w/the affairs of the dragon, 4 u r crunchy, & good w/ ketchup.

1.I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
–Unknown

rachel: ur turn

eleanor: i run with scissors                                                                       

-happy bunny

rachel: !!!

eleanor: what? he’s my idol.

rachel:  i run with scissors

eleanor: wat r UR favorite quotes? comment or die!-william shakespeare

rachel: ELEANOR?!!!!!!!!!

eleanor: fine, that wasnt r fine friend will. comment or die!-eleanor

rachel: ps eleanor is putting the words in my mouth!

eleanor: i wrote that!

bye 4 now!

iPods-our savior!

we luv iPods! that should be the new national anthem. not really, but still.

rachel just got an iPod shuffle. yay! eleanpr has a silver nano. (rachel’s is blue) eleanor luvs nanos cuz they r better cuz u can play solitaire. but watever! and anyway this is eleanor with her crazy ramblings . . . signing off, people

the prophecy of the stones

ok, this is a book report. i hope u like it.

Three girls, Jade, Opal, and Amber, have a secret. Each has a magical stone, that leads them on a journey that will change their lives forever. This journey is the fatal battle between good, and evil. When they first meet, they are supposed to be enemies. But through their long, and dangerous journey, they become friends. Their succes- or failure, is determined by an old prophecy. And it all depends on the survival of a sick girl, in France, 100 years later, named Joa. This is a marvelous book, with an exciting twist on a fairy tale.

eleanor: i don’t really like this book, but i do <3 this book report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Eleanor (in whiny annoying voice): stop putting the words in my mouth!!!!!1 ;-(

Whee

this is a friend of Rachel’s (aka her mom) posting to say that blogging may be cool, but be sure to spend time outside, reading, listening to music (Madonna and Lily Allen are okay, but find out who you like–and let others know), finding out about how other people live and manage their lives, and don’t forget to eat ice cream often!

MADONNA

we were so bored we decided to do a madonna post! we’ll start with the 5 best madonna songs (eleanor’s opinion.) they aren’t in any order, by the way.

1. frozen. comments: madonna has a really high voice in this one

2. love profusion. comments: cool! slightly cheesy but not much

3. lucky star. comments: WOAH. very strange music video. madonna is EMO!

4. 4 minutes. comments: good rapping!

5. ray of light. comments:awesome

we <3 madonna!

rachel: that wuz eleanor. i do not <3 madonna. she is good, but eleanor: STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!

Lily Allen

She is so cool. I recommend, well, all her songs!

At first, when i see u cryy,

yeah it makes me smiiile,

yeah it makes me smiile!

ELEANOR: YES I AGREE WIT THAT  EXCEPT 4 ALFIE CUZ THAT 1 STINKS SLIGHTLY

Unanswerable Questions

SO . . . have you ever thought about things that u cant answer? not stupid things like ‘is there a heaven’ but stuff like why isn’t the sun blue? we know the answer, but WHY?

rachel: c’mon, thats stupid

eleanor: uh-uh! people like this stuff. (as rachel protests) c’mon, just a few?

rachel: alright, fine.

eleanor: why aren’t animals able 2 walk on stilts. (as rachel shakes her head) okay, joke.

rachel: why isn’t the sky purple?

eleanor: cuz the sun reflects off the water particles in the sky and makes the sky look blue, combined with the methane amount.

rachel: but why is water blue?

eleanor: dang you!!

rachel: hahaha!

eleanor: okay guys.

rachel: comment with ur own unanswerable questions! bi!

that wuz el the whole time. STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH, ELEANOR!

We’re Amazingly Bored So . . .

we’ll blog! lets talk about . . . bush!

that sums it up 4 us

YAY OBAMA!!!!!!!

Things 2 Do

we r extremely bored.

eleanor: lets make a post

rachel: yeah right

eleanor: lets call it . . . things 2 do when ur bored

rachel: no just things 2 do

1. make a blog! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2. call a friend. chat 4evah

3. check ur email. chat. IM.

4. search smosh on youtube

5. search ur name on google

6. search other people’s names on google

7. try 2 get a googlewhack*

* when u search something that gets 1 hit on google

8. make ur own list!

Hello world!

hi people! this is eleanor with rachel telling her what to type. mwa ha ha. so guys! pleez write 2 us. signing off!